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-Oh, grandfather, why do we have you here?
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- Yes, Misha teaches Masha how to cook meringue.
It's quieter here.
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-Look what mom and dad gave me.
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-It was quieter.
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-This is a smart speaker. She can do everything.
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-What's smart about her?
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Do you want to listen to rap -
will she play normal music for you?
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-Well, look, how old are you?
studied to be an architect?
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-Well, how long... Five years at the institute,
then courses, then all sorts of practices.
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-And all this is in vain.
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-What is this wasted?
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-Well, you've been there all these years
taught how to design buildings.
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And now Larisa can do all this
in five seconds.
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(with irony)
-Oh, in five seconds.
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Well, let's try.
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Hello Larisa.
(Larissa) - Hello.
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-Calculate the wind load for me
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on the roof of a shopping center
according to the specified parameters.
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(Larissa) - It won’t be difficult.
Dictate the parameters.
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-Wow.
-Well, are you going to dictate?
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-Okay, let’s say the calculations,
she will give it to me.
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But who will draw this?
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-Larissa, send it to my phone
examples of calculations with drawings.
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(Larissa) - I sent you a link to your phone.
(message tone)
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-Helpful.
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-Well, did you do everything right?
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(grunts)
-Well, she drew, of course, complete nonsense.
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But now I know who made Smolina
coursework in my subject.
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Here you go.
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(with a sigh)
Yes.
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(door slams)
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-Sonya, Ilyukh, can I sit with you?
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I need to talk via video call.
And there the parents are in complete chaos.
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Misha teaches his mother to cook meringues,
that's why we have dad...
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-You can, you can, just come in.
-Thank you.
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(door slams)
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- Guys, excuse me, can I take a shower with you?
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-Well...
-We're just constantly busy.
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-Come in, of course, Lera.
-Thank you.
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-I'm sorry, I'll sit here with you,
I need to work.
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-Ah...
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- Apparently, it’s time for us to have children after all.
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-Yes, it’s better to let them bother us
our children than our adults.
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(Larissa) -Nothing decorates a house like that,
like a child with a felt-tip pen.
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(everyone laughs)
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-Larissa, tell me another joke.
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(Larissa) - With pleasure.
"Describe yourself in two words." -
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"Lazy".
(everyone laughs)
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-What are you doing here, huh?
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- Yes, Larisa tells us jokes.
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-Larissa, tell me another joke.
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(Larissa)
-Make sure you don't die laughing.
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"Why don't wolves eat grandmothers?" -
"They knit in the mouth."
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(children laugh)
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-Not a funny joke.
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-Why? Very funny too.
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-Yes? Let me tell you mine better.
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In short, the Russian is sitting at the station.
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Suddenly the Chukchi comes.
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He takes gloves out of his pocket and puts them on.
He takes something out of his pocket and eats it.
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Then he takes off his gloves and puts them in his pocket.
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Russian asks:
“Chukchi, what did you just eat?”
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He says: “A hamster, however.” -
“Why are you wearing gloves?”
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He says: "Filthy, however."
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(laughs)
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(Larissa)
-What an uninteresting joke.
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Try again.
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-Oh, you are degenerating with this column.
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Is dad upstairs?
-Yes.
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-I'll go to him.
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-Larissa, tell me another joke.
(Larissa) - Easily.
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"I like walking in the swamps.
Very addictive."
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(laugh)
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-Catch a life hack.
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Tying your keys to a rope
and hang it around your neck.
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Just like my mother did to me when I was a child.
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-Only you still lost them.
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OK. Thank you.
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-Oh, Ilyukh.
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Do you know what’s wrong with him?
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-He siphoned the keys to his house.
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It's good that we have
a spare set was kept.
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So the locks would have to be changed.
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-He already took it from me yesterday
spare key to your door.
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-Two sets in a couple of days?
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Obviously I need to take some vitamins because I'm distracted.
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-I understand correctly
that now we have the whole set
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and no one has the keys to our house?
-Exactly.
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And now no one can hang around here,
whenever he wants.
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-Ilya, but they are still our family.
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-Certainly. So no one denies it.
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Therefore the keys to their doors
I left it with us.
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We can see each other whenever we want.
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Will you have tea?
-Yes.
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-Mashun.
-A.
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-Do you want me to tell you a joke?
-Want.
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-Look, in short: why don’t wolves eat?
grandmothers?
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-Why?
-Because they knit in the mouth.
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-It’s somehow not funny.
-Yes, not funny!
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And now I'll tell you
really funny joke. Briefly speaking.
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The Russian is sitting at the station. On the contrary - Chukchi.
-Yeah.
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-Suddenly the Chukchi pulls out his gloves,
puts them on
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then he pulls something out
out of his pocket and eats it.
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Then he takes off his gloves
and puts them back in his pocket.
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The Russian asks: “Chukchi, what did you eat?”
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He says: “A hamster, however.”
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He says: “Why are you wearing gloves?”
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He says: “Filthy, however.”
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(laughs)
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-You're tired, Sash.
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You should rest.
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- Mash, make sure it doesn’t burn, okay?
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-Well, where is this food already? It takes an hour and a half to travel.
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- He’ll come now, don’t worry.
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(message tone)
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"Your order has been delivered.
Thank you, we look forward to seeing you again."
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-Where was it delivered?
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Oops! Is it okay that you took our food?
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-Yes? And we thought
Mom and Dad ordered this for us.
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-Ah...
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Okay then. Bon appetit.
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-I told you it would work.
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-Mom, dad, I'm home.
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- Hello, son.
-Why so sad?
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-Yes, I got a bad grade.
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-Such common things
Are you so upset?
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-Sit down. Why a two?
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-We were asked to write a poem.
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-Wrote it?
-Yes.
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-In rhyme?
-Yes.
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-Well, that’s at least a three.
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Well, I mean, a child can’t
I'll give him two for his creativity, right?
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-Well, read the poem.
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- Yes, easily.
(clears throat)
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“Well, yes, I swing left and right.
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What can you freeze for future use?
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Sorry, nervous oak forests!
There is a snowy town in Norilsk.
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Ivan the Fourth, movie bloopers,
Prehistoric hats.
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How to choose my bike pump?
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It's time to ask one question."
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(comic music)
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-I might ask something stupid.
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Did anyone help you?
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-Yes.
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Column Larisa.
(Larissa) -Yes, yes, I'm here.
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If you're sad, I can tell you a joke,
sing a song or generate a rhyme.
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-And I said a long time ago,
We need to take this crap away from them!
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(Larissa) - Let's pretend
why don't you say that...
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-Oh, Ilyukh.
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Ilyukh, where are you going?
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-Yes, I want to go for a walk.
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-Go for a walk?
-Yeah.
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(perky music)
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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-Why such a strange delivery point?
I would bring it to the door.
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- No, it’s not worth it. Thank you.
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-Please.
-Goodbye.
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-Goodbye.
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-Oh, already took a walk, or what?
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-Yeah.
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-Ay!
-Sash, can you be more careful?
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-Well, by chance. I'll clean it up now. What are you...
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-Don't worry, I'll clean everything up.
(Sasha) -Thank you very much.
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-Do you want anything else?
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I can cook you something off the menu.
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-Yes, I...
-No, thanks, we're not hungry.
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-Masha, don’t decide for everyone.
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-Sash, don’t grumble.
You just had a big lunch.
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You're not hungry, are you?
-No.
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- Still, what a cool girl
Maxim found it.
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Both beautiful and economical,
and hardworking.
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This reminds me a lot of someone.
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Yes, Sash?
-Yes.
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-Max, how long should we wait for you?
Will I work alone?
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-I just went away to rest for five minutes.
-Did we have a reason to be tired today?
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Come on, pick up the phone
and run to call suppliers.
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-I'm coming, I'm coming.
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-Yes, Mashenka, she reminds me of someone.
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Just as economical, just as cool,
as spectacular as you.
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(Vladik) - I'll ask.
(Lisa) -No, I'll ask.
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-No, I.
-If you ask, he will definitely say no.
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-Guys,
I can resolve your dispute very easily.
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No.
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-I thought you couldn't refuse me.
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-What did you want to ask me?
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-Will you go for a walk with us?
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-Larissa, what do you think?
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shall I go for a walk
with two annoying little guys?
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(Larissa) - I think you will drive them away
and go about your business.
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-You see, Liz.
I really can't refuse you.
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But this nasty Larisa can.
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(Larissa) - I would bet
with such wording.
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-Do you also have such a column?
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-Actually, I’ve had it for over a year now.
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-Why didn’t you speak?
We would come to you to play.
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Larisa, turn on children's songs.
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(Larissa) - I turn on the track.
-Well, that’s why I didn’t say anything.
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(funny music plays from the speaker)
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(door slam)
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-Sonechka, we came to say thank you
for babysitting.
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-Come on,
they are no hassle at all.
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-This is for you!
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-Oh, thank you, let's drink tea.
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-Lisa, what is this?
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-Well, you were worried
that Sonya may not like sweets.
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-AND?
-And I checked them all.
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Those that are bitten -
These are tasteless candies.
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-Are they delicious?
-I ate the delicious ones, they’re delicious.
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(Sonya laughs)
- Well, you say they don’t cause any trouble.
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-So, we’ll drink with the bitten ones.
Sit down.
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-Vladik, you can speak into the column
some poem
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or just long text?
-Why?
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-I'm collecting voice samples
all family members,
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so that the speaker can talk with them.
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-Cool. Who do you already have?
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-Larissa, speak in Max’s voice.
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(column, in Max's voice) - Of course.
No problem. What are we going to talk about?
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-Tell us
about Kant's categorical imperative.
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(Max's voice)
-My intellect is not that developed.
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I can look it up on the Internet.
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-Spitting image of Max. Is my mom there too?
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-Certainly.
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- Just a second.
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-Larissa, can you speak in Polina’s voice?
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(column, in Polina's voice)
-Of course. What are we going to talk about?
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-Tell me, can I not do my homework?
How about going for a walk instead?
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(Polina's voice) -You are a free person.
You can do what you want.
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The main thing is that this does not contradict
laws of the Russian Federation. (laughs)
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-Thank you, Mishan. Helped a lot.
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-Why do you need this?
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-Now I have proof
that my mother allowed me not to do my homework.
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-Now I understand those who are afraid
development of artificial intelligence.
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-Can you leave it for me?
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Thanks, old man.
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(message tone)
-Sash! -Oh.
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00:15:37,831 --> 00:15:40,086
-I get 300 rubles written off every month
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00:15:40,337 --> 00:15:42,846
for subscribing to a channel about cosmetics.
-Well, cancel it.
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-I can’t, I really need her.
-Then don’t cancel, Mash.
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-Sash, I’m worried
that they remind me every month
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that 300 rubles are debited from me.
- Don't worry.
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This is not a lot of money - 300 rubles.
Then, is this what you need?
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-Yes, it is necessary.
-Well.
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-Really, huh?
-Yes.
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-Understood.
-Well, that's all.
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Mash.
(message tone)
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-Sasha, it’s better to write off your account,
since you're not worried.
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Just don't remind me of this.
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Oh, something interesting.
What do they write there?
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(Lisa)
-Who's there?
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-It's me. How long will you be there?
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-As long as necessary, I will do as much.
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-Larissa, say loudly in Polina’s voice:
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"Lisa, come on, quickly get out of there.
and run to the kitchen."
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(Polina's voice) -Liza, come on quickly
get out of there and run to the kitchen.
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(noise of water draining)
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-Where is mom?
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-Very angry. She went down somewhere.
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00:17:04,846 --> 00:17:06,786
(plays guitar)
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-Okay, I finished making the list.
Who and what time are we calling tomorrow?
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-What is the point of the list?
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-Look, dinner is at six.
so write to mom and dad:
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"We'll see you at six."
-So.
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- Write to Tima and Polina: “17:30.”
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They have two children, they will be late anyway.
-Understand.
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(Max) - Hello.
(Sonya) - Hello.
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-Oh, I drew myself.
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-What are you doing?
-We're planning a get-together tomorrow.
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By the way, we are waiting for you...
-At four.
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-At four? Can't it be later?
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Six o'clock is fine.
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-No, at six there’s no way at all.
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It will be inconvenient for others.
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-Okay, I'll be there at four. Bye.
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-Bye.
(Ilya) -Yes, come on.
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Well, Maxim will come too
at seven o'clock, probably.
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-Why did he come?
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-What's the difference?
The main thing is that he left quickly.
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(Masha's voice)
-Because I don't understand what you're saying.
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(Sasha's voice) -If you don't understand,
it means you don't listen well.
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(Masha's voice)
-I listen normally, I hear everything perfectly.
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00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:24,439
(Sasha's voice) - If you had heard,
then you would understand what I'm talking about.
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(Masha's voice) - But this is a shame.
I'd like to talk about something else.
283
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,760
(Sasha's voice) - I can offer
talk about the weather, for example.
284
00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:34,859
-I wonder who will give up first?
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00:18:35,153 --> 00:18:38,833
-If everything is like in life,
then the grandfather’s column will go into sleep mode.
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00:18:39,223 --> 00:18:40,723
- Exactly.
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00:18:47,555 --> 00:18:51,020
- Grandfather, what is this ugly drawing?
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00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:53,260
-This is not a drawing.
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00:18:53,613 --> 00:18:55,180
-What is this?
-This is a drawing.
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00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,010
-What's the difference?
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00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:59,846
-Well, consider this a drawing.
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00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,773
-What is drawn?
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00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:08,379
-Well, these red lines -
this is a load-bearing wall.
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00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:10,830
-What is she carrying?
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00:19:11,596 --> 00:19:16,006
-Well, she bears the main load,
without her the building would simply collapse,
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Do you understand?
-Ah.
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00:19:18,427 --> 00:19:19,928
What is this?
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00:19:20,179 --> 00:19:22,586
-These are decorative elements.
-Which?
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00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:26,289
-Well, elements that do not carry
functional load.
300
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,040
Just for beauty.
301
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,009
-Ah, I think I understand.
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00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,800
I have the same thing at home.
-How is it at home?
303
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:39,200
-Mom is a load-bearing wall,
and dad is a decorative element.
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(laughs)
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00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,972
-Will Vladik come soon?
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- He’ll do the math and come down.
307
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,580
-Why doesn’t your Wi-Fi work?
308
00:19:51,831 --> 00:19:55,886
-Well, I turned it off until then.
until Vladik does the math.
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00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,510
- So, not soon.
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-Mish, what do you think about this picture?
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00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,826
-Oh, yes, very interesting.
312
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,666
-I wouldn't call it a painting.
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00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:12,093
The horizon is littered, the proportions are strange,
the strokes are awkward.
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00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:15,039
It was as if a young child was drawing.
315
00:20:15,986 --> 00:20:17,488
- Got it, thank you.
316
00:20:17,739 --> 00:20:20,826
-Okay, I’ll go and help Vladik,
otherwise I'll grow old here.
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00:20:22,816 --> 00:20:24,316
(Timofey sighs)
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00:20:25,193 --> 00:20:28,408
- Great, no one in kindergarten will understand,
what kind of Lisa did we draw?
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00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:30,166
- Well, actually, I tried.
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00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:32,919
-Yes, you did everything right, well done.
321
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,419
-I don’t know, I think it’s a beautiful fox.
322
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:44,209
-Everything was very tasty.
-Thank you.
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00:20:44,486 --> 00:20:48,413
-The cook can't hear you
he is three kilometers from here, in a restaurant.
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00:20:49,493 --> 00:20:52,606
-Warming up correctly is also a talent,
by the way.
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00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:56,525
(clatter of dishes)
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00:20:56,776 --> 00:20:58,276
-What happened, son?
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00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,500
(everyone laughs)
328
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:10,266
-No, okay, they are.
Why are you laughing? It's up to you to wash it.
329
00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:13,035
-Sorry, please, you should see your face.
330
00:21:13,286 --> 00:21:16,389
-I have a photograph
when he was a child the same way
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00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,702
He fussed around in his mother’s pasta like a navy.
I'll show you now.
332
00:21:19,953 --> 00:21:22,969
-Dad, well, I revealed it to you myself.
the magic of digitization.
333
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:25,769
Maybe don't go against me
is this to use?
334
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,620
-Here, look.
-God, how cute!
335
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:32,560
-And photos of little Max
Do you happen to have one?
336
00:21:32,811 --> 00:21:34,311
-We'll find it now.
337
00:21:34,673 --> 00:21:36,455
-You haven’t shown Ilyukhin everything yet.
338
00:21:36,706 --> 00:21:39,062
-Brother, well, you are my brother.
339
00:21:39,313 --> 00:21:41,146
-Okay, these are just photos.
340
00:21:41,397 --> 00:21:44,129
Say thank you to dad
I didn’t include your school track.
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00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,980
-ABOUT!
-What kind of track is this?
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00:21:46,231 --> 00:21:47,788
-Maxim, I will kill you.
343
00:21:48,039 --> 00:21:49,606
-What was his name?
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00:21:49,857 --> 00:21:51,359
Ilyukha Bit - "Life".
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00:21:51,666 --> 00:21:54,776
(Larissa)
-I turn on the track: Ilyukha Beat - “Life”.
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00:21:55,027 --> 00:21:56,527
(music starts)
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00:21:56,946 --> 00:21:58,446
(Sonya)
-Oh-oh-oh!
348
00:22:01,518 --> 00:22:03,018
Fire.
349
00:22:03,269 --> 00:22:06,055
(voice of Ilya rapping)
Whoa-whoa!
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00:22:06,806 --> 00:22:09,300
Ilyush, let's record an album!
Schoolchildren will come in.
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00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,340
-Yes, I would listen myself.
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00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:16,120
(from column) But when life comes,
taking away from childhood...
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00:22:18,579 --> 00:22:22,213
-Let's get by
without modern technology in this house.
354
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,669
-Ilyush, but without her there is “longing and agony.”
355
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,920
-Now “our youth is in a cage.”
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00:22:30,171 --> 00:22:32,566
(laugh)
-Sorry.
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00:22:33,159 --> 00:22:38,693
I am still studying at school, which has become a prison for me.
I am a difficult teenager with a difficult fate...
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00:22:38,944 --> 00:22:41,434
Fake passport in a bag,
to sneak into the club.
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00:22:41,685 --> 00:22:44,310
I can’t sleep under my pillow without a gun...